PROFESSSORS DEFINITION OF KISS!!

Modern Dating for asians of all types, Indian, Muslim, Chinese, Japanese, and so on... Professors of different subjects define the same word in
different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love
compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance
between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due
to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: A kiss is the reaction of the
interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual
salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two
orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is
profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the
demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics: A kiss is an event whose
probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the
child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English: A kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken
in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I'm not familiar with
that term.